Thread: Bases

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

I might be interested, but I want the dimensions, weight to the gram, a certified metalurgists statement on the composition and the hole diameter miked to the closest 1000th by a certified master tool maker all notorized and submitted in triplicate by certified mail.

Wannabe...

They are about so big and so heavy... I couldn't find no metal urologist, so I found a plasticologist... he says its made outta metal. I couldn't find no master tool maker, but I found her son... A master tool. he says its about so big as well.

You prolly don't wanna hear this but, I am the master tool maker and could have measured these fer ya the first day I seent em, but I was sure that if a feller designates himself as "Mr Clutch" he would have known what size he needed to order. Ifn you still need em measured just get em back over here to the east side of the tracks and I'll be glad to tell ya they're still too big or your bases are to small. Bwahahahahha.

WB here is what you are looking for.
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Originally Posted by Minnerman

You prolly don't wanna hear this but, I am the master tool maker and could have measured these fer ya the first day I seent em, but I was sure that if a feller designates himself as "Mr Clutch" he would have known what size he needed to order. Ifn you still need em measured just get em back over here to the east side of the tracks and I'll be glad to tell ya they're still too big or your bases are to small. Bwahahahahha.

WB has nothing that is too small, so evidently what he has is too big!

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

WB has nothing that is too small, so evidently what he has is too big!

Dear CN I beg to differ. He either has 3 bases that are too small or 1 post that is too big. And I'm sure after Feelay shoots his moon rockets on the 4th he'll have 2 post that are too big and whenever Sat gets ready to give him his, then he'll have 3 post that are too big and then he will still have 3 bases that are too small.

Originally Posted by Minnerman

Dear CN I beg to differ. He either has 3 bases that are too small or 1 post that is too big. And I'm sure after Feelay shoots his moon rockets on the 4th he'll have 2 post that are too big and whenever Sat gets ready to give him his, then he'll have 3 post that are too big and then he will still have 3 bases that are too small.

<putting hands over ears/eyes>

PS I do like it when you beg, though, Minner. Jus' sayin'!

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

<putting hands over ears/eyes>

PS I do like it when you beg, though, Minner. Jus' sayin'!

I was just tryin to be polite instead of just sayin "Pipe Down". So to keep my manhood, pipe down. :p