Thread: Wannabe's anniversary update

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

I am batman.

Wannabe...

Sorry, I am Batman, YOU are the Penguin. Do yourself a favor, quit while you are behind. Remember last time? I left you in a shambles, humiliated in front of all your friends (both of them) while you and your mom pm'd me for mercy which I was kind enough to extend. Have a nice day. A kinder, gentler jackb and enormously better looking and talented than Wannabe.

I used to have a pet turtle. His name was Borris. He was slow and had odd little hairs on his head. It's true, some turtles have hair. Anyway, I took him to the barber shop for a trim and the barber laughed at me. He said, we don't cut turtle hair here. I was crushed. You see, I was sensitive even way back then at 6 years old. So, I called that barber a slip lippin' gewber with a mother named Larry and stormed out.

OK, I lied. His hame was jackb. But ya'll wouldn't have believed me if I'd have said that up front.

True story.

Wannabe...

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

I used to have a pet turtle. His name was Borris. He was slow and had odd little hairs on his head. It's true, some turtles have hair. Anyway, I took him to the barber shop for a trim and the barber laughed at me. He said, we don't cut turtle hair here. I was crushed. You see, I was sensitive even way back then at 6 years old. So, I called that barber a slip lippin' gewber with a mother named Larry and stormed out.

OK, I lied. His hame was jackb. But ya'll wouldn't have believed me if I'd have said that up front.

True story.

Wannabe...

I can verify that, it is a true story. The only part you left out was that your priest gave you the turtle 'cause you were "sensitive"

Originally Posted by jackb

I can verify that, it is a true story. The only part you left out was that your priest gave you the turtle 'cause you were "sensitive"

hmmmmmm...... furr or turtle hair is in the air..........

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

hmmmmmm...... furr or turtle hair is in the air..........

"Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?"

Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

"Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?"

are you Irish?

No....wait...it was the furry Christmas poo that I named jackb. Sorry. Got my stories mixed up. My Bad.

Wannabe...

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

No....wait...it was the furry Christmas poo that I named jackb. Sorry. Got my stories mixed up. My Bad.

Wannabe...

I think you are gonna' hafta' kick it up a notch if you want to stay on top of Jackb, Wannabe... Jus' sayin'