Thread: joke of the day....

Now , now CN...You told me something sorta like that once before. Turning out the lights or pulling down the shades or something or other.

Is this the way your anniversary is going to go, T-man? That would explain your nervousness the last few days....


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ,' explained the man.

'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took
a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled
and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.'

Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

Now , now CN...You told me something sorta like that once before. Turning out the lights or pulling down the shades or something or other.

What the heck are you talking about, G??? I might have said something to the effect that I'm beautiful at midnight when the lights are turned out. Everyone is, you know. :p