Good one...just goes to show that old geezers are smart. If ya don't believe it just ask satdoc. :D
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An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
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>>> He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
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>>> The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
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>>> At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over... 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
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>>> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
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>>> The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
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>>> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By
>>> check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
>>> and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
>>> ring up Monday afternoon."
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>>> Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.'There's no money in that account'
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>>> 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
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>>> All Seniors Aren't Senile
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Good one...just goes to show that old geezers are smart. If ya don't believe it just ask satdoc. :D
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