A Poem to start your day

[C N]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: :D

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to he77.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING??? :p

["G"]

Number 11 should have a green cup in it somewhere....just sayin.

[C N]

Number 11 should have a green cup in it somewhere....just sayin.

or a CUP.:p

[DonDon]

I had the Boat model with me yesterday, all 1/2 gallon of it hehe

["G"]

I had the Boat model with me yesterday, all 1/2 gallon of it hehe

Never happened without pics....just saying.

[Minnerman]

# 9 been hangin round WB or torch.

[tritonman]

DD jug can even handle the rough water with no leakage. Although it does make DD spring a leak.

[C N]

# 9 been hangin round WB or torch.

#5..... Wannabe has a brother, right? What about you, Minner?

[C N]

DD jug can even handle the rough water with no leakage. Although it does make DD spring a leak.

I was just going to ask if it caused DD to spring a leak! :D