Man I am in trouble.
I bought my son a lab puppy a while back. Got a nice kennel and dog house that passed the wife test for the yard. Spent a boat load of fishing money on this puppy stuff. Everybody happy and I was a hero...
Yesterday I finally turned the sprinkler system on. It is one of those that is on a timer and waters at like 2 am... Well I forgot where all the sprinkler heads are because the pop up when the sprinkler comes on.. Needless to say I placed the kennel right over one of the sprinkler heads. Sprinkler comes on at 2 am. Runs puppy in dog house where the water comes at a perfect angle to wet him good. Puppy starts yelping wife runs out the house leaves door open and does not turn off sprinkler but tries to get puppy out. She gets wet by sprinkler and puppy all wet and muddy runs in house makes a loop goes under the bed. This is when I wake up... Wife standing at the end of the bed all wet and that murderous look on her face..
I need some out of state work for a while..