I just realized I passed 1000 posts recently as well.

Congrats Minner! I plan to devote my next 1000 posts to tormenting WB. I have a master plan. First, I'm gonna call his favorite mop bucket names. I will then move on to teasing him about his feather duster. I will then taunt his favorite scrub brush by talking trash about it.

I figure I'll have him in tears by about post 1200.