I shouldn't tell this story, but I have a cousin that is about 6 years younger than I. I was 10 and staying with his family over the summer. His two older brothers and I hung his GI Joe doll off the second floor landing and he ran screaming and flapping his hands to tell his mother.

Then years ago, I was helping him work on his truck and he skinned his knuckle. He ran off cussing and flapping his hands just like he did when he was 4. I wet myself laughing at him.

And I don't care if he cries or not. I just need a new short term goal.