Thread: joke

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own
skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that
the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and
relatives just went on and on about his youthful good looks!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and became overcome with emotion at
her sacrifice.

He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How
can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek.' :D

ain't heard that one before