Thread: I believe that Minnerman and Wannabe

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

If you're the pitcher, you throw like a girl. I'm just saying.

Maybe baseball ain't your game, Minner. You're prolly more suited to golf. No, wait, you mentioned a stunted putter. Hmmm marbles maybe? Or hopscotch perhaps.

Wannabe...

Some gals throw hard and as fer the putter, I prefer usin my big headed driver. We will leave the hopscotch to DD and his green cup. Ain't that what ge puts in his cup?

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

what about croquet? or the game with the shuttlecock?

Croquet maybe. Another use fer a big mallet. Shuttlecock must be a family time MO game? Don't think it's played in MS.

Originally Posted by Minnerman

Croquet maybe. Another use fer a big mallet. Shuttlecock must be a family time MO game? Don't think it's played in MS.

Oh Minner..... you are too much work. I swear! Here is a brief excerpt:

Badminton is a racquet sport played by either two opposing players (singles) or two opposing pairs (doubles), who take positions on opposite halves of a rectangular court that is divided by a net. Players score points by striking a shuttlecock with their racquet so that it passes over the net and lands in their opponents' half of the court. A rally ends once the shuttlecock has struck the ground, and each side may only strike the shuttlecock once before it passes over the net.

Originally Posted by tritonman

Minner you can go ahead and fish all my spots cause they ain't doing nuttin for me lately. I will give you all of mine for all of yours

To spots ain't ready just yet. We gonna be down there June 9 & 10th. We got a club tourney that Saturday. You also gonna have to pm me yo number again cause I left my other phone in Henry. I decided to leave it there so the feshes could call me when they got there. I leant over to grab a fesh and fergot to close my pocket and my phone went in 12' muddy water right in the middle of the slough. I'm supposed to be going with a feller way up the river nearly to the hwy 17 bridge to a spot he's been on em on the 9th. Ain't never fished that fer up.

MO version:

Game played in Mo by either two opposing players (singles) or two opposing pairs (doubles), who take positions on opposite halves. Players scores by striking a shuttlecock with their racquet so that it passes out and lands in their opponents' half. A session ends once the shuttlecock has struck the ground, and each side may only strike the shuttlecock once.

Like I said, must be a MO game. That sounds painful.

Originally Posted by Minnerman

MO version:

Game played in Mo by either two opposing players (singles) or two opposing pairs (doubles), who take positions on opposite halves. Players scores by striking a shuttlecock with their racquet so that it passes out and lands in their opponents' half. A session ends once the shuttlecock has struck the ground, and each side may only strike the shuttlecock once.

Like I said, must be a MO game. That sounds painful.

I can't deny that folks in MO may play that game. I do not. At least not since I've "grown up". I'll leave that wide open for those that feel the need to pick on someone. It may as well be me.

so I ain't even going there. OK MAYBE a little bit. So there's NO SHUTTLECOCK you want to strike today? Not a one?

Originally Posted by DonDon

so I ain't even going there. OK MAYBE a little bit. So there's NO SHUTTLECOCK you want to strike today? Not a one?

Strike is such a harsh word, DD. No desire to strike at all. Minnerman, on the other hand, is into THAT.