I finally get to meet the grand poo bah himself, WB. I could hardly sleep last night from all the excitement just bubbling over. Made myself a check list last night for the big event.
1) chest waders
2) paper sack
3) dark glasses
4) 5 gallon bucket of hand sanitizer
5) rain coat
6) pocket full of money
7) camera
8) big knife

I'm sure I fer got somethin I'll need. Ifn y'all don't hear from me by 12:30 this afternoon, call 911 and report a feller being killed by slung poo at 333 in greeenaayder.