Bought Nessa and brand new chastity belt the other day. I duct taped the key to my nekid butt, so IF he tries to sneak it off, It'll pull hair and I'll now somethings up. It's safe . LOL
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Bought Nessa and brand new chastity belt the other day. I duct taped the key to my nekid butt, so IF he tries to sneak it off, It'll pull hair and I'll now somethings up. It's safe . LOL
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Reminds me of that joke about the farmer who rents a bull to improve his heard, comes out and all his lifestock is dead....cows, pigs, goats, ducks, chickens, all of 'em. Nothing but buzzards circling overhead. And the bull is lying in the center of the barnyard with all 4 feet straight up in the air. The farmer comes out yelling and hollering about that dang defective bull he's rented and how the farmer up the road is gonna pay for ever last one of them animals that bull bred to death. Just about then, the bull opens one eye and says "shhhhhhh, they're getting closer".
I ain't so sure that's the best hidey hole for said key DD. I'm just saying.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
I'll take special care to NOT bend over. LOL
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Careful guys...Lmao :D
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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Dang, this question is like, which do I look forward to most -
hittin my thumb with a hammer, or stubbin my toe goin to the latrine
in the middle of the night? :p
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