Conversation about 55 years ago at the Don homestead:

Mama Don - Let's have us another youngun.

Pappa Don - I don't know Maw Don, we can barely keep the one fed proper. He's already popping the top snap on his overalls.

MD - Aw shucks Paw, what's the worst that could happen?

And they haven't spoken since.

Wannabe...

True story.