I'm back from Dyersburg, I was gonna stay til Sunday, but I heard they were picking on ya, so I came back to help ya.
Don't let em put any doubt about us can't catch a crappie, shoot Sat is older than me, and he's senile and thinks he still fighting in the civil war, pulling knives on people.
I seen him at one of the tournaments with his pants on backwards [ You know California style] he's a little shaky.
Biggerjigger his mind is twisted from all the snuff juice he's swallowed over the years, and it's caused him to think he is good enough to be in competition fishing against competent guys like us. The snuff also makes him beat his on tom tom much loud.
Have no fear Maj. we'll show a lot of these guy we're not to be taken lightly, I can promise you that buddy.

crappie cowboy