I think he's being sponsored by Depends. I hear they are launching a camo line of hunter's undergarment for those times when Red Eye gravy turns into a Pop-eyed moment in the dock blind.
I hear Wet Wipes will be co-sponsoring with a new line of Mossy Oak wipes so's not to disclose your location to the Docks.
BTW.. torch, you gonna show the proper way to dispatch a poo-covered decoy with a 10 gauge? I would say that a full choke would be best, but you're the expert, so I hear tell.
I wonder if Febreeze has a new Dingleberry scent for spraying down the blind after that decoy has been dispatched. Put it in a camo bottle and some dock hunter will buy it, guaranteed.
Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged