The three rules of management.
1. Its gonna rain. Bet on it, plan for it, be ready for it.
2. Its easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
3. Opportunities present themselves only once, be ready for them.
The three rules of marriage.
1. The woman is always right.
2. If there is doubt as to how right the woman is, refer to rule 1.
3. If the woman is blatantly wrong, see rule 1.
The three rules of Wannabe.
1. A fish is something other folks catch.
2. An apron is a fashion statement.
3. Is has the first, second, and last word.
Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged