Takes a manly swagger to load them rods on a boat and fish all day with them. And yes, they are MS. Crappie Rods. Now when I bought them, they assured me this is what all the real fish catching heroes in Mississippi use to haul them slabs out with.

Once I got them home, it sho' nuff said "MS. Crappie" right on the rods. Only paid 20 bucks a piece for them from that manly of manly places what sells fishing junk, Bass Pro Shop.

I don't think they work though, I don't have the sashay quite right yet.

I kinda like them, all except the pink tips. I'm not quite comfortable in my sexuality to have pink colored tips on my rods yet, but I guess I'll just have to learn to like them if I wanna catch fish like them men in Mississippi. (shrug)

And don't make me make Wannabe schmack you with his wife's purse. I hear he can raise a pump knot that a pelican can perch on with that thing.