The OFFICIAL PILE ON WANNABE THREAD

[Wannabe...]

I'll tell ya'll what, ya'll about like a dog gnawin' on a bone. Ain't givin' it up for nuthin'.

Wannabe...

[tritonman]

WB I have given up, for now. I think you have had enough rippng for this week.

[DonDon]

I've been NICE so far but I CAN GO THERE if you wants me to

[satdoc1]

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."


You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar

You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device


And the list can go on and on and on

[Wannabe...]

Musky????? Now why would a fella go out and fish for trash fish on purpose? I mean, if your name wasn't Torch and all.

Wannabe...

[J White]

Man, the way them fellers is goo-goo over them muskies, if they ever
find out about the gar in those oxbow lakes, they'll all move down here :p
Toothy fish eh?

[DonDon]

that and grinnel, man, they'd go nuts on them as well. Hardest fighting fish I ever caught

[tritonman]

SHHH, ya'll be quiet about our toothy critters. We got us enough of them yankees here now, don't give them more reasons.

[Speck]

I've caught both. The only difference I can tell is a muskie is a gar without the scales.

[DonDon]

NO scales? Wierd. I have WFN on Dish network and they're always catching them. HUGE fish