No wonder you gewbers ain't in the banking bidness. Ya'll don't even have the slightest understanding of our business model. First, loan all the money to people who don't really need it, then charge all ya'll little people way too much for what little we'll loan ya'll, then take all your deposits and pay you .00000000000000001% per year, then take all the free gubment money we can get our hands on. And ya'll want my bank to just kick in some dollars for free? Last fella that suggested that was burned at the stake at a company all expense paid golf get away.

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