My favorite Satdoc quote was one day I'm headed down the road and my phone rings, it's sat and he says, and I quote.

"Do you have that %#$@ WB's %#$^&*^ phone number. The #^$% number I had ain't $&^#%@@ workin no more and I need to call his @%# and set him strait.....Prob gave me the wrong #^$&%*@ number....."

Anyway, that's my fave....

By the way, when Sat opens a phone coversation like that, you ARE going to help him any way you can....so I gave him the number...