Things my father told me

[DockShootinJack]

"If you play stupid games, you'll surely win stupid prizes."
"It costs the same amount of money to keep your gas tank full, as it does to keep it empty."
"If a man had 10,000 acres of land to hunt on, he'd be in a tree stand on the edge, overlooking the land on the neighbor's property."
"Son, the ground is full of people who have been buried over things a whole lot less stupid, than what you're doing."

That is some sage advice