It's all the little Bulldog's fault

[DockShootinJack]

I am completely innocent it was a case of mistaken identity. . To set the story we have a spoiled little Bulldog and a German Shepherd. The Shep has several beds to sleep in. The Bulldog sleeps between me and the wife or else. Cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way. The wife's cousin's son ( 14 ) stayed with us last night while his mom traveled to a funeral. The Bulldog traded us old folks in on his very own kid. I wake up quite a few time during the night. She thinks it's funny that I mistook her backend for the bulldog. She said O would rub her butt, then pet it and say good dog. About 4 this morning I went to trying to wake the bulldog up to go pee. Finally a voice said you have been petting and scratching my butt all night long the dog is in there with Isaiah. She has laughed and teased me all day

[tlefire]

I'd rather play with the .......well you know.

[DockShootinJack]

Hmmmmm

[BuckeyeCrappie]

You know what was going on buddy. Admit it!

[DockShootinJack]

I didn't at the time

[CrappiePappy]

Take it easy with the "references", boys .... or this thread could end up in the WOT Forum. jus' sayin' !!

[DockShootinJack]

Please delete it if it is causing troubles. I only meant to share a little humor. Never intended any harm

[BuckeyeCrappie]

I rub my wife’s back when I want a cup of coffee in bed or maybe some grits, eggs and sausage.

[DockShootinJack]

Not me. I SNEAK out of the bed and cook my own breakfast

[BobC]

Funny! Enjoyed the story.