Quote Originally Posted by Micanopy View Post
That was funny. Thanks.

Had that hat not had a fish on it……hmmmmmm the clerk would have really snickered.


I like it when the clerk asks- Sir did you find everything you were looking for. I reply No, and then wait for them to ask their second question. Well sir what were you looking for. To which I reply my fifth wife.

I did that one day and an old woman behind me scoffed. I whirled round and said women are fickle. That shut her up.

I wonder which manager decided to force this upon the clerks. I mean once I have transferred from cart to conveyor, do they really want the clerk to send me off on a search of aisle 7 ?
HAhaha...another response could have been "I'm still awaiting a Court date in reference to her demise! She TOO was always questioning me!