Quote Originally Posted by DockShootinJack View Post
Way way years ago as an electricians help I traveled around the country wiring fast food restaurants. Pretty good job for a 16 year old boy. The superintendent of the job had a black male lab named Matlock. The dog went everywhere with Gene. Slept in th same bed. At checkin you would hear Gene explain that Matlock is almost human. The dog understands the use of plumbing. They would let Gene have the dog in his room as long as he Was responsible for damages. This was a 2 week job. 3 days into this job Gene decided that since I was the youngest that I should be on dog doody duty. After a week of pooper scooper duty every time Matlock whimpered. I struck my plan. I fed matlock sausage balls With exlax. I had given him a full box by the end of the day. Matlock had a pound of sausage and box of exlax. Poor dog farted on Gene on the drive to the hotel. About 11:30at night I here the most awful cussing I had ever heard. I open the door soon enough to see the
mattress land in the bed of Genes truck from the balcony. Followed by Matlock going over the rail and down to the matress below. Gene had crap from his Armpit to his ankles. Which at the time that was the exact amount of my poop scooping duty. Gene never asked any more of the guys to clean up behind his dog
This is as gross as it gets. And not a good idea to do to a dog. First off, chocolate is poisonous to them. Second, I'm a dog person, I love them, and taking it out on the dog and not the human just seems wrong. Dogs are people too I always say, they are certainly part of my family. Please, please guys don't repeat this.