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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
Also “hotter than a firecracker”
”Give a hoot, don’t pollute”
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DockShootinJack
Also “hotter than a firecracker”
”Give a hoot, don’t pollute”
Fine as frogs hair!
Split four ways.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
As rare as hens teeth
Then hens may not have teeth but a mean one will grab a pinch of skin and make you think she has teeth
“He has spent his life looking through a horse’s tail”. Col Potter, MASH.
Bob
That's a good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by BobC
In Two Shakes Of A Lambs Tail
“If you’re too busy to go fishin, you’re too busy”. Buddy Ebsen
Faster than a speeding bullet
Faster than a run away train
Slower than a turtle stuck in mud!
Dollars to donuts
Tell me somethin' I don't know!
If lies were worth a penny, you'd be a billionaire!
Kick up your heels
Head over heels
Out on the town
Happy as a clam
Eat like a horse
So hungry I could eat a horse
Strong as an ox
Big as a horse
Bigger than life
Hotter than fire
Cool as a cucumber
Warm as toast
If you were bit by a snapping turtle I wouldn't let go until it thundered
If the cows are laying down the fish won't bite
When you get a sudden old shiver
A rabbit has ran across your grave
If your ears are burning someone is talking about you
Slower than molasses in January
Hitting your finger with a hammer
You have hammered the wrong nail
Let those without sin cast the first stones
One of my dad's favorites at the time
You have to be smarter than what you are dealing with
Saint Peter don't call me cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store.
Tennessee Ernest Ford
You could’ve knocked me over with a feather.
That fella ought to be hawh tied and horse whipped
Gonna beat you within an inch of your life. Or 2.54 cm for the metric folks
Dumb as a rock
Hold my beer and watch this
That fella go mad and blowed my hair back
Thought mom was going to box my ears
Get out back and cut me a hickory switch.
Take you out to the woodshed and whup you
I will see your hickory switch and raise you a plum switch. I sure was glad when that tree diedQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
If you think you HATED that, you'll absolutely LOATHE this one!
Slicker than cat "slime".
Fast than greased lightening.
Harder to catch than a greased pig
Don't start none and there won't be none
About as bright as a blown lightbulb
That thing few apart like a cheap clock
If looks could KILL -there'd be a TRAIL of Body-bags in your WAKE!+Cross+
Do you want to eat a knuckle sandwich
Had a face that only a mother could love on payday
Put up your dukes!