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Pretty good ones
Feelin lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut…
"Well I'll be dipped" VGG
Or as my dad would say, "Looks like they fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every limb on the way down"Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie
Can't get blood from a turnip
When I asked my grandfather why I wasn't catching fish, "You aint holding your mouth right"
easy come, easy go.
That and a nickel will get you a cup of coffee
Ugly as a mud fence
Well it ain't gonna fix itself
Day late and a dollar short.
That boy is as sharp as a bowling ball.
When God was passing out the brains, he was first in line…..shame he held the door open for everyone else.
He is a sandwich short of a picnic.
Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.
Dumber than dirt.
She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with them teeth.
Her Mama wasn’t much smarter neither.
A brick short of a load.
Her elevator don’t go all the way to the top floor.
My Dad said the 7 P's all the time
Prior
Proper
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
Also - Like a cow pissing on a flat rock!