If I had to do all of that, I'd never shave. I'm a low maintenance kind of guy. I use an old Gillette Trac 2 with an old blade with some Barbasol. Some days, when I'm motivated, I even put pants on instead of sweats. But I do shower, depending on what day of the week it is...whether I need it or not.

But I do thank you for your SERVICE in the military!