You're lucky, Mike ... when my high school had a "boiler explosion disaster drill", the principal's daughter and I drew "DOA" cards
She was taken to the Coroner's Office, while "yours truly" got carted off in another ambulance ... straight to the Funeral Home and laid out on a slab.

They got off easy with me ... I "played dead" so well that they actually checked my pulse when in the ambulance. The other members of the rescue teams didn't fare so well with some of our "cheerleaders" ... several of them drew "traumatic shock" cards, and screamed & fought the rescuers like banshees !!