WANTED:
Professional QB Coach

Must have strong background in passing and running games.
Must be able to effectively execute last second play change decisions under pressure.
Must be able to work with "big personalities".
Winning season history a plus.
Must be willing to relocate to Colorado immediately.
Salary Negotiable
Send current resume to John Elway - Executive Vice President of Football Operations

NOTE:
Applicants with EMT certification go to the top of the list
Applicants with Heimlich Maneuver Experience Interview immediately