A couple of months ago my wife called me from work to make plans for supper. Said she was tired and wanted to know if pizza was alright, of course I love pizza. She told me what time she was leaving and wanted me to call it in so it would be ready when she got there. So I called the pizza place and give them myphone number and name and placed the order, pepperoni and sausage . Now my wife is the only person I've ever met that doesn't like cheese so I always order "light on the cheese on half". When I placed the order I tell the guy "light on the cheese on half". His reply "which half? I about fell over and replied "your choice". True story!