Got to have some fun in this world....

[DRPEPPER]

I was fueling up yesterday when a car pulled up on the other side of the pump I was using. I heard a young lady say "can you come here? I got to axed you a quorston". I am thinking "oh boy here we go". But, I said
"I would rather you come on this side to ask me a question".
She said "I was wondering if you could pump a few gallons into my car?"
"Now why would I want to do that? Where are you going?
The story was...they had been to her husband's auntie's house in Arkadelphia to take care of her in her last days. She up and died and now they need to get home in Mariana.
I told them "it troubles me that yall can smoke. But, you can't buy your gas"
"Well these smokes were left over from my auntie".
I told them I would like to trade them 2 gallons of gas for 3 cigarettes. The deal was made they gave me the smokes as I was pumping the gas. When I finished, I crumbled up the cigarettes and skattered them on the drive.
After calling me and my mother everything you can imagine they asked why I did that.
Simple "I don't smoke. But, if you can afford to smoke, you should be able to buy your gas."
The guy with me said that would have blown you tube up if it was recorded.
True Story
DP

[jackie53]

Good one DP!!!

[RetiredRR]

DP, you earned this one............................................... ...

[crappielimits]

[Phantom309]

I wouldn't have gone that far ! ! ! !
I hate sorry, lazy, good for nothin people, especially them kind ! ! ! ! !

[Cane Pole]

Gimmedats!!!!!!!!

[Tracker123]

That figures, doesn't surpise me a bit.