The Mayan calendar says........

[Tracker123]

the world will end on the 21st. Fortunately, the Oreo cookie says not to worry:

[Locator79]

I was on call last week, I be really pissed if its over before I get my OT check.

[CrappiePappy]

... my money is on the OREO

(& no, the Mayan calendar doesn't predict the "end of the world" ... just the end of the "long cycle" & the beginning of a new one. The "long count" (long cycle) calendar is a 5125 yr cycle calendar.)

... cp

[Locator79]

[NeonMoon]

Watched a bunch of people gathering there on TV....they're waiting for the Aliens to land and "enlighten" them.

I'm not concerned about the Mayan Calendar, or even the Oreo one , only one that worries me is the Kenyan Calendar .

But just in case......I'm maxing-out my Credit Cards tonight shopping online. Who needs a new Crappie Boat?

If the world doesn't end.....I hope the Prison I'm sent to has internet

[Cane Pole]

That Kenyan calender leads to the end of sanity and common sense.

[Lowellhturner]

I already told you: he was actually born in Tanzania ! (Or was it Guadamalia?...or Guadacanal? Guadalope?)

[NeonMoon]

That Kenyan calender leads to the end of sanity and common sense.

Probably starts the date back at 0000 too.

[Locator79]

Did we make it...............wait, what?????

[Lowellhturner]

Or was it Guaquamoly?