Reply With QuoteWhen I look into the mirror every morning, I see an old man that agrees with everything I believe. I just can't believe that
old man is me. Cane Pole, I can't disagree with any of them 10 facts of life. So, ditto on all of the above.
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an e--------, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother youfor weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers—what you do today, might burn your azz tomorrow.
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When I look into the mirror every morning, I see an old man that agrees with everything I believe. I just can't believe that
old man is me. Cane Pole, I can't disagree with any of them 10 facts of life. So, ditto on all of the above.
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I can only verify #1.Originally Posted by RetiredRR
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Your the result of #10, and I'll leave it at that. Rofl
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Some good ones there!
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Cane Pole, I do believe our moderator was serious. Stop the politics. Nuff said for me.
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Just out of curiosity, are jalopino farts flammable too?
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You need to straighten up ! ! ! ! ! !
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"Teach the world to fish = you won't have any fish left to eat "
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Good ones
It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings.
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Don't correct me sonny. Nothing political here except your delusion.
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