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  1. 07-12-2012, 09:48 AM #1
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    Default The Parking Ticket


    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
    Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
    'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing
    the ticket.

    I called him an a-hole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So Kate called him a sh** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
    first

    Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,
    the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

    We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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    Must be nice to be retired and have all those private lakes to fish and ride busses!!!!!!
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    thats good
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  4. 07-12-2012, 07:07 PM #4
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    good one and WELCOME BROTHER
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    Nice!!!!!

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    Lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billbob View Post
    good one and WELCOME BROTHER
    What you talkin bout ????????
    That Mo-Yawn been around here forever ! ! ! ! !
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    Lol
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    luv-it!!!
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    GREAT post, some good logical thinking going on there...
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