I got forked.....

[NeonMoon]

Where's my Darwin?

Was helping my cousin on his tractor, we had the front end picked-up with lift straps and a fork truck.....and I walked right into the end of one of the forks. I are a tool............

[olduckhunter]

looks like that would have hurt.

[heavyfoot]

Sorry that happened to you, Ouch!

[Cane Pole]

If you were closer, I could stitch that up for ya. I usta repair my own sail canvass. Human skin is tougher than canvass, so I would have to push the curved canvass needle thru your skin with my needle nosed pliers. The needles might be a little rusty, so if your tetanus are up to date, you will be fine. If not, I can give shots too. I useta give the cows the pink eye shot.

[LA CrappieMaster]

Ouch

[NeonMoon]

I told my cousins wife it it'd been anywhere other than my head it would have hurt Rofl

[rnvinc]

Now...tell the truth...

You backtalked her didn't you...

Rickie

[Fatman]

Buddy it's not funny but I'll bet your cousin was bitin a hole in his lip to keep from laughing!!!!!!!! Hope it doesn't take to many stitch's or worse staples!!!!!!!!!!!

[RetiredRR]

And were you in a hurry to get up off the floor?

[Sawman]

Getting something out of the front storage compartment of my fifth wheel camper today, turned around and head butted the hitch arm. My head looks similar to NeonMoons. Thank goodness for hard heads.