My trip to the store:






There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."





Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.





When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.





I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.




They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!