Never Argue With A Woman

[Blackhawk19]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[jackie53]

Good one SIR!!!! We were fishing on our famous" White River" along came a game warden said I would like to check your fish (measure them) my wife had a video camera was filming the the trip to show our friends.The game warden asks if he can board the boat a flat bottom.We said sure we were catching and releasing the fish anyway.My wife says can I film you checking the fish.The game warden turned( red faced)left the boat in a hurry!!!! Every time he would go by us checking other boats she would turn the camera on him (game warden) he would turn his head and would not look at us!!! never ARGUE WITH A WOMEN!!!!
"Thats a Good one Blackhawk19" Must be form ALABAMA!!!!!

[Spawn]

Hahaha very good one!

[Lowellhturner]

Whole heartedly agree. Attempting to win most arguements is like watching a flaming kamikaze plane diving straight at you while you`re stuck with throwing rocks; you just KNOW this ain`t gonna be pretty and it`s GONNA ruin your day...

[Mrs. Crappie Stalker]

I read an average of two books a week . . . . . . just sayin . . . . . . . . . .

[Blackhawk19]

My wife reads about 3 per week, enough said RoflRofl

[Daily fishin]

Well, I'm in trouble... my wife is a writer!

[Lowellhturner]

Uh, GOOD LUCK with that...

[gabowman]

uh, good luck with that...

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[RetiredRR]

Readers & Writers, one is no good without the other.