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    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?

    Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to scr#w next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.'

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    Classic Ted. You will always know where he stands.

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    a little history ted learnt how to shoot a bow from fred bear and fred learnt how from the last true indian to walk out of the wild his name was untay he lived for years up in the mountains not knowing the change that had happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by J_ROW View Post
    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?

    Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to scr#w next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.'

    The interview ended.
    now thats funny!!!!!!!Thumbs Up

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    OMG! Rofl

    I hope this one doesn't get political.
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