Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner

[Ranger R61]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:


· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?< /span>
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I c arrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I nee d to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[beagle man]

your full of beans

["G"]

yep.....thats pretty close to right! Rofl

[Ranger R61]

not today maybe tomorrow

[BigRiverMarine]

I'm DEFINITELY a Southerner!!!!! Where's my REBEL FLAG!! My wife is a Republican. She shoots like WB catches feesh.

[gabowman]

I'll have to go with southerner too.:p

[rwindis]

great lunchtime laugh

[Dickieboy]

The author, and the rest of you for that matter, are not southern enough. Any REAL Southerner knows Kimber 1911 in .45ACP has a magazine capacity of 7 and with one up the pipe total shots fired before reload would be 8. The analogy indicates that 12 are fired before reload and then 9 more.

[Lowellhturner]

It takes you guys THAT MANY shots to kill 1 crazed thug/ terrorist? Center of head, "TAP, TAP". No more head, body falls down dead (shakes, twitches, ect) Teaching our kids the IMPORTANCE of conservation and economy (as well as ACCURACY) in these uncertain times is SO paramount...what if there were 3 MORE just rounding the corner? Just ask Has Been Ladden how EFFECTIVE it was...

[roybuoy]

Southern born and breed