The pharmacist...

[Cane Pole]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
> walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
>
>
> I would like to buy some cyanide.
> 'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
>
> The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have
> mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against
> the law!
>
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
> kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
> cyanide!'
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
> her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
> that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

[Billbob]

lol

[Eager Beaver]

hehe EB

[roybuoy]

good one Tom

[Crappie Reaper]

Ha

[MePreach]

I wished yall would give warning before posting this stuff! I about spit coffee all over the living room! Bahahahaha Hehehehe