I laughed at the chicken dinner too !!! The houses I work in are not mine, But, I have 24 Freerange Chickens. Bro says I run a Cripple Chicken Farm... They are the ugliest Dirtiest sad looking Group. almost half are Roosters as large as Turkeys, and they are so filthy they look like they have been in a Forrest Fire, Covered with Black soot. they all Know the Truck when I pull in off the Road its a mad dash from every point of the Compass ----- Feed Me.... Next time I have a whole truck full , I'm Going to get Freebird