Joke of the Day
Sears Catalog
> Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were looking at a
> Sears catalog and admiring the models.
>
Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux, 'Did you see de purty girls in dis
> Catalog?' Thibodeaux replies, 'Yes, de show are beautiful. And
> Look at de price!' Boudreaux says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, dey don't cost Much. At dis price, I'm gon to buy one.'
>
> Thibodeaux smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idee! Order one an if she' s as purty as she is in de catalog, I'm gon
get one too.'
>
Three weeks later, Thibodeaux asks Boudreaux, 'Did you ever get de girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
>
> Boudreaux replies, 'No, but it shoudnt be long now. I got her clothes
> yesterday
Be as smart as you can, but it is always better to be wise than to be smart.