If it wasn't for the toilet paper and the bugger I'd think you were fishin with a family of racoons. Considering the presence of the toilet paper I think ya made a good decision in not furthur trying to identify those unidentifiable objects. I can think of several things that might resemble smokies after laying on the floor of the boat for a few days and while that kind of treatment would'nt affect a smokie much the discovery, by taste or smell, that those objects were one of the other possibilities would certainly cause an abrupt surge in ones emotions. I think you're right in assuming Marty was the source of the TP. No doubt a desparate expression of protest from being assigned to the "wrong" side of the boat so often. Thanks for that reference to the stewardess (We're FLIGHT ATTENDANTS!!!!!) and the plane plunging to earth. It'll make my flight to Pittsburgh this weekend that much more enjoyable.