Thread: Fish report

Originally Posted by Knappy

Don't know myself. He is getting a little age on him and he is not remembering well at this time.

He knows, come here with a jug of water, not in a cooler,and a pack of saltines, I ask him where is his food, drinks and cooler, he said this is it. i felt sorry for him , took him to McDonald and bought him supper. Then shared my cooler with him, boy did he like that,drinks and all. He only remembers what he want to.....

Once upon a time, I took a coworker to Santee for a WEEK worth of catfishing. On the way there, we stopped to get a sandwich at Columbia where he informed me that he only had $14 and no fishing license.

Thanks for the "report" . Good for a laugh and so filled with info.

Originally Posted by shadboy

Once upon a time, I took a coworker to Santee for a WEEK worth of catfishing. On the way there, we stopped to get a sandwich at Columbia where he informed me that he only had $14 and no fishing license.

And he has got to me kin to knappy! I even had to pay for his fishing permit , you should have heard his excesses , Went something like this" oh you have to pay just to fish, I dont have any money" " what do I do" I told him to go pay at the office, he said " what with"? "can i have 4 dollars"?

I know what you are trying to get me to do. that was a long time ago and I did not have a clue what was involved. thank you for feeding me that day and you didn't give me the $3 for the fishing permit and I thought I was going to jail all day long. you told me you didn't have $3. then you offered to buy me something to eat at McD's and I said I thought you didn't have any money. and you replied I didn't have $3 but I have a twenty!!!!! I guess you kept me fed and I didn't go to jail but I did go back and pay my fishing fee later. Learned a lot that day. ONE thing was to ask you specific questions from that point on.

Originally Posted by Knappy

I know what you are trying to get me to do. that was a long time ago and I did not have a clue what was involved. thank you for feeding me that day and you didn't give me the $3 for the fishing permit and I thought I was going to jail all day long. you told me you didn't have $3. then you offered to buy me something to eat at McD's and I said I thought you didn't have any money. and you replied I didn't have $3 but I have a twenty!!!!! I guess you kept me fed and I didn't go to jail but I did go back and pay my fishing fee later. Learned a lot that day. ONE thing was to ask you specific questions from that point on.

• I was just being honest when you asked me for 3 ones,I didn't have any, you didn't ask me if I had twenty dollars. But you didn't go hungry, around me. See I shared my twenty with you, now what have you shared with me?

You know I got you on that one, If you had the chance , you would have got one over on me!

You are right as rain

These stories are great! Keep them a coming!