Here's my poem:

Mow
Rain
Mow
Rain
Mow
Get Stuck with mower in muddy yard
Mow
Rain
Mow
Get Stuck again in muddy spot that should not surely still be muddy
Mow
Rain
Mow
Forget to close lid on storage area for boat and attempt to pull it out of the barn....crunch...$@^%@*!!!$$$
Mow
Rain
To heck with it...winter is right around the corner!!!