Thread: Good time for gas to be cheap...........

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and
they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver
asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

they can have my entire tank. I'll walk!