1. Apple Pie is "BAD"
2. A $.99 dust pan from Wal Mart makes a great snow shovel for your boat.
3. You can always fish deeper.
4. Never use a virgin male Lab to keep warm when the power goes out.
5. Crappie Fishermen/women are the toughest on the water.
6. Having it at home aint worth a **** at camp!