Thread: Things I learned at Truman Spring Camp 2012

This is the best thread in a LONG time!

Originally Posted by Joedog

Let's just set the record straight:

Bill offered me an ultimatum and I chose to get a ride back to the campsite.

Guess I was still drunk.

Maybe if she'd have drank the wine in your boat, things woulda turned out differently for you? Just sayin'.

I doubt it Joey; I'd probably have gotten a "Poor Performance" review. The upside is, have not seen her since.

Nobody and I do mean Nobody sits and elderly gentleman in a wooden chair in front of Joe. He just will not stand for it!

I learned that there's more than one way to have a birds nest on your fishing pole.

One's on the reel, the other is on the end of your line.

Originally Posted by keeferfish

Nobody and I do mean Nobody sits and elderly gentleman in a wooden chair in front of Joe. He just will not stand for it!

Don't think that is quite right Billy, he does stand, JUST NOT FOR LONG!!

I also learned a couple years ago, Beagle was a heckuva auctioneer.

Originally Posted by Joedog

I learned that there's more than one way to have a birds nest

Yes when someone tells Joe they are on the nest he actually starts looking up???

Whatever you do….DO NOT let your fellow campers speak to or make direct eye contact with JR if he is holding any kind of bottle whatsoever!