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    Lena was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket near Westby, WI. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?' Lena replied, "A can of peaches."
    The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, Ole stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"

    Ole said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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    Yep my wife stole a box of rice the next day.......... good one Ralph.......
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    BWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH..... Now that is funny right there ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bj67 View Post
    bwwwaaaaaaaaahahahahah..... Now that is funny right there ....:rofl
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