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  1. 01-04-2013, 11:33 AM #1
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    A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

    Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

    It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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    Tommy: "Pastor, what are all these names for?" Looking at a plaque in the foyer.
    Pastor: "They are the men and women that went to church here that died in the service."
    Tommy wide eyed and concerned: "Pastor, was that the morning or evening service?"
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    thousands of comedians out of work and these guys are trying to be funny
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    Dang ,,,, now have to remove coffee from computer screen

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    Lol!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by smcfrln View Post
    thousands of comedians out of work and these guys are trying to be funny
    Dang, who pissed in your cup of coffee???
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